When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded